Is This Dude The Biggest Chode Ever?

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Is this dude the biggest chode ever? (click the link) Here’s what runs through my mind when I see a chode like this: you make your own reality. This dude is a chode. Whether he... READ MORE

Animals on the Subway

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Animals the subway would seem to mix about as well as meatballs and spaghetti… This dude does not give a fuck, obviously. Killing the busking game with an explosive combination of magic AND... READ MORE

Fucking Frenchies

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I have these French roommates…they are ok…except for that they STRONGLY affirm the notion most Americans hold which is that the French are a bunch of rude snobby fucks. They just casually speak... READ MORE

Girls hitting on guys

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So apparently girls DO hit on guys…well not really. Let me explain. Last week I volunteered for my friends charity date auction. This is such a New-York-Jew-culture thing that I understand most of... READ MORE

Condoms Suck

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It cannot be overstated – condoms suck. They just fucking suck. No two ways about it.   As a good buddy of mine once observed, using a condom is akin to eating a... READ MORE

Synonyms for Sexy

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There are synonyms for sexy that apparently I am unfamiliar with: If you still laugh after watching this clip 10 times, then you and I are friends. Guaranteed.   Here’s what I think happened... READ MORE

Teeth Bleaching – think ’bout it

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Teeth bleaching is for everyone dude. Absolute no brainer. I’ve lived in New York City for about 8 years. I get my teeth bleached now. Over that time I’ve evolved more and more... READ MORE